February 2012
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Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
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A cat with no legs
pokemallow:
xviixiii:
pichiinyan:
aprilfoolromance:
bunnyfood:
Come to me you fuzzy little caterpillar ; _____; <3
sweet mother of cats, bless his little soul ;A; so precious
bless his/her heart. i want to keep ‘em <3 please? ;w;
Oh my god can I have this cat
COME INTO MY ARMS YOU PRECIOUS THING YOU
Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay.
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: The Internet is really really great.
Me: I just found the word bipolar used in that context offensive, that's all.
H: It shouldn't be offensive to u same way the word cancer isn't offensive to me
Me: No one says "cancer much" to someone, but okay.
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Santorum: Being Female is a Mental Disorder →
pembroke:
mrsjojharrison:
It has been my experience that when dealing with females, you need to treat them as though they have a mental disorder… especially those that are constantly seeking equality in the workplace, the military, and in the home. Women need to know their place and need to know when it is okay for them to speak. They were put on this earth for two reasons, and two reasons...
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward are...
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Imagine if you were paid for being ugly
lolthefunniest:
I’ll get what you get in 10 years, in 1 day.
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"Do Your Ears Hang Low" for the Chronically Ill
lupinelady:
Do your knee joints swell?
Do they throb and burn like hell?
Are your muscles all in knots?
Are you ill, but friends can’t tell?
Can you barely move your shoulders
And though you’re sick, still on you soldier?
Do your
knee
joints
swell.
Any verses to add?
I'm getting tired of all you people spazzing over...
And me not knowing why, as I only have seen bits of random episodes.
So, I told Izzy I wanted to get into it and now we’re starting into her DVD collection of it. She was rather excited.
I’ll give a proper opinion later.
ALSO. PRAY FOR SNOW. I DUN REALLY WANNA GO HOME TOMORROW.
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Alistair.. Alistair bby... you make me feel all...
cpaek:
It’s official, I’m a creep. Every time he talks.. I just want to .. hold him.. my cheeks hurt from grinning. .. so adorable.
January 2012
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Which would you rather hear first?
Well, the good new is Izzy is now an assassin….
Bad news is, while I myself an assassin….. I….. have married a templar.
Okay so maybe I should go to bed
SO I HAVE ENERGY TO REPLAY THAT SHIT
I swear, that was like…. longer than any game I can remember playing.
ANDIFUCKINGLOVEDIT.
BOOYAH
Text, emails, asks, whatever are always open. Always up for a little chat before dozing off.
THIS GAME GUYS
THIS GAME
I-
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?! OH, YOU BEAUTIFUL THING YOU! NOW TO REPLAY IT LIKE SIXTY TIMES AND SPEND MONEY ON ALL THE DLC AND THE SEQUEL.
...
DEM AP CLASSES THO
It’s killing me
KILLING MEEEE