June 2012
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disubiquity:
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Being the first one to wake up in a sleepover.
pleasedontleadmeon:
So this is a fairly average scenario for me
Casual fan: I just saw The Avengers again! Who's your favorite character?
Me: Loki.
Casual fan: Wait a sec, you're telling me your favorite character is the villain?
Me: Loki, yes.
Casual fan: All right, who's your favorite *avenger*?
Me: Future redeemed Loki.
Casual fan: *narrows eyes* Who's your favorite FEMALE avenger?
Me: Princess Loki.
God: *creates the human butt*
God: Oh they are gonna love this
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My Dad: I like Tom Hiddleston better with dark hair, it really brings out his blue eyes.
My Dad:
My Dad: That sounded gayer than I thought it would jesus christ
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circlebutt:
circlebutt:
last night my brother thought it would be really funny to wake me up and tell me he heard someone tapping on the glass of the basement windows and doors so that i was too scared to fall asleep
jokes on him i went outside with boots on from a giant chicken costume and made massive footprints in the dirt outside his window and those doors i can’t wait for him to see...
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
omgwhyamijustnowtryingomegle
i am so lame
urlsquatter:
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
Watchfallingintothedenouement:
i was stuck in a lonely hotel room on a rainy night so i decided to reenact the les mis trailer
loki-
spacehamsters:
boxofpoptarts:
littlestarlolo:
falconrune:
loki your face
loki are you all right
oh
oh god
loki
loki you need to go to a spa or something
It’s like he just saw his mom naked by accident for the first time.
current state of the entirety of tumblr
my-totally-awesome-mind-diary:
mum: why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
me:
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mum: you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you
